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Product Compliance?

We love it.

Batteries, electronics and the packaging your magical product is shipped in -  are you obeying all of the EU rules? We can give you a status report, solve all your problems, or coach your own people or bots on how to do it. 

BOOK YOUR MEETING

Book a completely free, 30-minute crisis call with one of our gurus. You can pour yourself a glass of something, spill all your compliance horrors, and we'll listen. We'll take a quick peek at the damage, answer your frantic questions, and sketch out a little escape route just for you.

GIVE US A CALL

Too panicked to type? Just call us, darling! You can pour your heart out, explain the whole ghastly mess, and one of our gurus will talk you down from the ledge. It's basically therapy, but for bureaucracy.

Masters of Tech Compliance

We handle the dreary-but-vital rules so you can remain fabulous.

We take your beige, bureaucratic nightmare and give it a full makeover. We handle the panic, direct the minions, and you, sweetie-belle, get to take all the credit and go to lunch. It's not about knowing the rules, darling. It's about knowing how to make the rules work for you.

 

The 'Make It All Go Away' Department

Darling, why on earth would you clutter your fabulous brain with all the ghastly, soul-crushing details? Think of us as your one-stop-shop for not having a complete and utter breakdown. From the EU Battery Nightmare to surviving an Audit Inquisition, we have every tedious, horrifying angle covered.

You don't need all the knowledge, sweetie. You just need our phone number. 

Without Georgia & Molly's extensive technical knowledge and humble approach we would not have been able to execute as swiftly as we did.

Espen Digernes

Espen Digernes
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Your New Compliance Obsession: The Utterly Divine Georgia & Molly Show!

Forget "expert analysis," darling. Think of us as your impossibly chic guides who've actually read all the ghastly, tedious documents so you don't have to. We take all that soul-crushing regulation nonsense and break it down with wit, flair, and actual human words! It's a bloody miracle!
Whether you know absolutely nothing and are in a full-blown panic, or you just need to sound clever in your next meeting, our little show is your lifeline. We have everything you need, sweetie-belle. It's the most fabulous, guilt-free procrastination you'll ever find.

The Compliance Obsession