Right then, sweetie. Has it all gone completely pear-shaped? Are you staring into the abyss of a corporate calamity and need someone to throw you a lifeline? Deep breaths, darling. You're in the right place.
Whether the situation is a simmering annoyance or a full-blown, five-alarm, hair-on-fire catastrophe, below is how you can get us involved.
Choose your weapon, darling. Help is on the way! Cheers!
Staring into the abyss of a ghastly corporate calamity? Let me be your lifeline, sweetie-belle! Book a complimentary 30-minute rescue session. It’s just you, me, and your disaster.
Too panicked to type? Just call us, darling! You can pour your heart out, explain the whole ghastly mess, and one of our gurus will talk you down from the ledge. It's basically therapy, but for bureaucracy.
If you prefer, just tap-tap-tap out your little corporate crisis into a message and fire it off to us. One of our little helpers will swoop into your inbox with a fabulous rescue plan before you can even book a massage slot.