I’ve just came back from the Far East, darling and I can tell you China is in a "transition phase." And no, it’s not a transition into more sequins—it’s much more serious.
The young, urban generation has gone... earnest.
The Ambition: They’re not just working, sweetie; they’re scaling. They’re so ambitious they make me look like I’m standing still (and I’ve been on a treadmill three times this year, darling! For at least four minutes!).
The Brains: They’re highly educated and speak perfect English. They can probably read the EU Battery Regulations in three languages while doing a headstand.
The Horror: They’ve stopped the smoking! They’ve stopped the drinking! They’re probably... hydrating. With water, darling! Can you imagine? The "Great Wall" is now made of organic tofu and sheer willpower!
Where are they taking the country?
Honestly, sweetie-belle, they’re taking it to a place where everything works, everything is clean, and nobody has a hangover. It’s a Productivity Utopia. They’re going to run the world from a standing desk while we’re still trying to find the corkscrew!