Sweeties! Another simply divine Friday morning here in Stockholm, and I am just buzzing with corporate energy. I've plunged headfirst into the most thrilling world of rules and regulations, and honestly, darling, it's more exciting than a sample sale at Hope (which was last Friday). I am a titan of industry!
Today's agenda is utterly cutting-edge. We started with the "Battery Regulation." It's not about boring batteries, sweetie, it's about energy. We're ensuring everything has the correct, positive, sustainable charge. It's basically feng shui for your electronics, darling; we can't have anything with bad vibes draining our collective aura. It's terribly now.
But the absolute pinnacle of chic, the detail that separates the couture from the common, is the "CE marking." Of course it's French "Conformité Européenne", almost like a designer's monogram, darling, a discreet stamp of approval, like Chanel or Christian Lacroix. If a little something doesn't have that elegant "CE" on it, it's basically last season and I won't even look at it.
And then, sweetie, we manifested the "Cyber Resilience Act," which is my new personal mantra. It's about protecting your digital aura! Being spiritually strong and utterly fabulous against the ghastly trolls and people with bad taste online. It's a legislative shield of pure, unadulterated chic.
Right, that's enough visionary work for one morning. All this glamour is exhausting. Time to regulate a bottle of champagne into a flute. Toodle-oo!