Can you even believe it? Me, Petra, banished from the hallowed halls of LinkedIn for a whole three weeks now! Three weeks, darling! One would think the professional world would simply grind to a halt without my sparkling insights and perfectly curated connections, wouldn't they? Well, apparently, LinkedIn thought otherwise.
For a nanosecond, a tiny, almost imperceptible nanosecond, I thought, "Oh, the tragedy! All those lost networking opportunities! All those perfectly crafted endorsements gathering digital dust!" But then, the champagne bubbles in my brain started to fizz, and I realized something absolutely, utterly fabulous: This wasn't a punishment, it was a liberation!
Why waste precious energy fretting over a platform that clearly doesn't appreciate my unique brand of genius when I could be channeling that energy into something actually exciting? Dwelling on "lost loves" – be they past connections or digital platforms – is simply not my style, darling. My style is building, creating, and absolutely, positively taking over!
So now all focus is on the Georgia & Molly webpage, youtube and maybe I'll even brush up my German and enter into Xing (which seems to be the only European alternative to LinkedIn).
Wir sehen uns!