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Masters of Tech Compliance

We handle the dreary-but-vital rules so you can remain fabulous.

We take your beige, bureaucratic nightmare and give it a full makeover. We handle the panic, direct the minions, and you, sweetie-belle, get to take all the credit and go to lunch. It's not about knowing the rules, darling. It's about knowing how to make the rules work for you.

The 'Make It All Go Away' Department

Darling, why on earth would you clutter your fabulous brain with all the ghastly, soul-crushing details? Think of us as your one-stop-shop for not having a complete and utter breakdown. From the EU Battery Nightmare to surviving an Audit Inquisition, we have every tedious, horrifying angle covered.

You don't need all the knowledge, sweetie. You just need our phone number. 

The EU Battery Nightmare

That great, big, bureaucratic beast is here, darling. We'll hold your hand and navigate every ghastly, soul-crushing rule so you can get back to the important things, like lunch.

The Brutal Assessment

We'll expose every tragic little horror, every compliance faux pas, every ghastly gap that's clashing with the new EU regulations. You'll get a brutally honest, must-fix-it-now list so you know exactly where the disasters are hiding.

Technical Due Diligence

Basically, sweetie, before you spend a fortune on some new tech company, we have a good, long, ruthless snoop under its bonnet. We rifle through all the ghastly plumbing—the wires, the software, all the tedious bits. 

Your New Compliance Obsession: The Utterly Divine Georgia & Molly Show!

Forget "expert analysis," darling. Think of us as your impossibly chic guides who've actually read all the ghastly, tedious documents so you don't have to. We take all that soul-crushing regulation nonsense and break it down with wit, flair, and actual human words! It's a bloody miracle!
Whether you know absolutely nothing and are in a full-blown panic, or you just need to sound clever in your next meeting, our little show is your lifeline. We have everything you need, sweetie-belle. It's the most fabulous, guilt-free procrastination you'll ever find.